Bad dating expieriences
Sure, there are those unbelievable ones that somehow make the entire practice worth it (and I personally love dating, so if you do too, I get it).
But it's normal to have to go through a bunch of garbage dates in between.
After being in a relationship for a few years, I've basically forgotten what it's like to date.
In an effort to not be one of those people who's like, "Omg, you're single?
That's fine, but he only took her there because he was hoping to get a deal on a bottle of Dom Pérignon.
He looked at me and just said, ' What the f*ck?
' I got out of there as fast as possible, and he didn't even help me hobble down the stairs.
But he was still sitting there choking, and he actually started spitting food up onto both of our plates.
He finally stopped and drank some water, then he just started to eat again! I powered through dinner, and when we walked out, he tried to kiss me.He also told me he could pleasure himself better than any woman could. ' That's right ladies, you can buy me online!